Chocolate and Cheese Addict

Jerry from the Tom and Jerry cartoon show

Suggested audio: Stoned by The Rolling Stones

Mouse is an addict

Cheese and chocolate abuser

Snorting ricotta salata

Injecting Dairylea

Mouse doesn’t give edam

He quips

High on Swiss Emmental

Sheep milk Gouda

Washed down with beer

Snap traps bearing chunky chocolate

He’s bloody careful and nudges it off

A Caramac again

I need it it’ll do

He’s scurrying around almost cold turkey

Cheese and chocolate, man

Snap trap or cheese board

Chedder to fucking feta

Anything will do!

© Copyright: Sharon Lawson™

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